Hey my hair is really blue.
terezimodus asked: If it isn't too much to ask, could you leak the answer to the query of whether or not you brush your hair, or if the comb ever hurts your horns?
I DON’T USE ONE. SOLLUX TRIES TO USE IT ON ME BUT IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
poodleapocalypse asked: Hi Karkat! I was wondering... has Gamzee ever tried to teach you to juggle? if so, how did it go?

NOT…VERY…WELL.
poodleapocalypse asked: Karkat!!! I LOVE YOU! you are an amazing troll, and I think that you just don't get enough credit. After all, who knows what might have happened with Gamzee if you didn't intervene? I just wish you smiled more often. You are understanding when a friend needs help,which is kind of funny considering your usual mood (sorry), but really good! STAY AWESOME, KARKAT!!! :)

HOMESTuCKS. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
jonnycravat:
Open up MS Paint and draw your OTP with your eyes closed. I want some uu-quality shit up in here.
It’s Snowman and Boxcars.
hm…. drat, i can’t even make blind drawings look too bad.
spades slick and ms. paint.
this is the best meme ive seen in awhile
mine came out too good to be a uu drawing though
fUCK
i’m so sorry tumblr

Aradia x Sollux… I wasn’t drawing with a tablet and I’m tired so don’t judge me okay its not my fau- Aradias horns aren’t even on her head…
(Source: maximilliontogami)
Forever reblog.
OH MY GOD.
SMASHING
I’M DEAD. WHAT IS AIR.
Again! Another had fallen!
(Source: archaon-the-everchosen)
“homestuck is such a sexist webcomic, the female characters are always so passive and weak and needing the guys around to help them!!!!”
yeah right
Via pants are for the weak
I can beat all of you as far as irrationality goes
mine is
…
dust
The blood pumpers at the doctor’s office, being alone and hearing a sound in a quiet room, looking through windows at night.
spiders :( and my friend’s terrified of curling irons.
lighters, spiders, tumblr shutting down opps thats not irrational my bad
(Source: entonfire)
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
Everyone get ready to grab your stuff and flee to space.
(Source: perspicaces)













